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Born: 14 January 1979, Oldham, England, UK (age 28)
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I had nearly finished the first row of the long retaining wall I was building along the front of our house when I noticed someone walking down the sidewalk. Our neighborhood looked like it would have a lot of foot traffic; wide, clean sidewalks cut a grey swath through the emerald green of every bishop earl paulk sex scandal lawn on both sides of the street. Yet in the month we had been living in our house I couldn't think of a single time I had seen a pedestrian. Countless BMW's and Audis and Porches prowled up and down the streets, powerful engines held in check as they moved through the quiet neighborhood, but foot traffic was non-existent.

My son Noah was playing in on the steps leading up to the front of the house, all his attention focused on the handful of small trucks he was racing zedina sex video and down the poured concrete. The music playing through the open windows of the house had tapered to silence as the album had ended.

With a grunt I heaved another stone into place on the retaining wall and stood straight, grup sex video about the first pedestrian I'd seen in our gated neighborhood in weeks. It was a young girl, dark brown hair pulled back into a messy ponytail, dressed in a green hooded sweatshirt despite the warm June sunshine. I gave her a friendly nod as she crossed the intersection of my driveway and the sidewalk, and she nodded back. She was young, maybe fourteen or fifteen, and I couldn't tell if she was thick or skinny beneath the shapeless material of her green hooded sweatshirt and baggy bell-bottom jeans.

"Bad Brains?" she called out across the manicured expanse of lawn.

"Yeah," I responded, surprised she knew sexi webcam video sexy zone song.

The girl just nodded thoughtfully and resumed her slow walk up the sidewalk until she disappeared from sight past the neighbor's hedges.

"Brains," Noah said to nobody in particular, leaping one metal car over another in slow motion as he played out some inscrutable car chase in his head.

"Brains indeed," I replied with a grin, and lil kim sex video my work gloves as I set about wrestling another block into place on the retaining wall.

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"Noah, buddy, not so high," I called out across the yard, but Noah could tell my heart wasn't in it, and he continued to furiously kick his legs, pushing his swing in long, high arcs. I shook my head but made no move to home sex movies over to him. Up the street beyond the swing set a familiar green shape was moving down the sidewalk towards us.

I shoveled several more scoops of dirt into the low area behind the retaining wall before stopping and wiping my brow with one sleeve. The green shape coming up the sidewalk had materialized into a girl, the same one from yesterday. She slowed as she got closer, and turned towards me, sauntering across the green grass of my lawn.

"Descendents?" she asked me as she got close enough to hear the music coming out of the windows of the house.

I nodded, planting my spade-nosed shovel into the soft earth and leaning on it. "I was in an LA mood today, I was listening to X before this."

"Big Black Sun?" she asked, referring to their second album.

"No, Wild free sample videos of sex Sun is probably a better album, but I wanted to hear Some Other Time."

The girl nodded, and looked over at Noah, still pushing himself as high as original free sex video could go on the chain swing, oblivious to everything around him. "Kid's crazy," she said before turning her gaze back to me, deep blue eyes regarding me curiously.

"That he is," I agreed. Up close I could see there were deep auburn streaks in her chocolate-colored hair. She was cute for a girl her age, with flawless smooth skin and a small button nose.

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"Yeah, that's her, Megan," I nodded, arching my back, my spine popping audibly.

"My dad and brother totally check her out every time she runs by," she said casually, tucking a stray strand of hair behind her ear, grape nail polish flashing in the sun.

"Well, I'll make sure to let her know that," I said with a laugh as I sat down on the cement steps that led up to the front door. "She'll be happy to know her hard work is appreciated."

"Hey, you've got a hot wife, I'm just letting you know," she said with a shrug. "Most of the ancient pervs in this neighborhood would kill to come home to that every night."

"Well thanks," I said, taking a long swig from the bottle of lukewarm water that had been sitting in the voyeur sex video on the step arab sex movie clips I started working. "My name's Judah by the way. The crazy one over there is Noah."

The girl in the green sweatshirt paused for several seconds before replying. "You've got decent taste in music, Noah. I hear American Idol bullshit get played around here, or NPR classical bullshit, but nobody listens to X or Bad Brains." She looked at her watch and frowned. "Gotta go, Judah. She turned and headed back across the yard, but as she reached the sidewalk she called back. "My name is Kari, with a K."

"See you around, Kari-with-a-kay," I called back to her.

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With a sigh I heaved another shovel of mulch into the wheelbarrow, and tossed my shovel on top of the mound as I wheeled the load around to the front of the house. Just a few minutes before, Noah had been male sex movies free swinging wildly on his playset. Now, he was sitting still on the swing, talking to the girl in the green sweatshirt. She was squatting on her heels, the fabric of her normally baggy pants pulled tight around her ass. I tried to not check out her round, heart-shaped bottom as I wheeled the load up to the retaining wall.

I dusted my hands off and strolled over to the two of them. "Morning Kari-with-a-kay," I greeted as I approached.

"Hey Jude," she replied, tickling Noah.

"Don't make it bad," I said, automatically.

She gave free imogen sex video a quizzical look, but didn't free group sex video For a few seconds the only sound was Noah giggling and the chirping of birds and the buzzing of insects.

Eventually, Kari stood and walked with me over to the front of the house as I started shoveling mulch around the plants behind the new sex tape stone wall.

"So you just stay home all day while your hotty wife works?" she asked finally, no hint of hesitation in 100 free sex movies voice.

"Well, that certainly was direct."

"It's the buzz of the neighborhood," she replied, pausing momentarily with a look of disgust on her face. "These suburban zombies have nothing else to do with their time but gossip about interracial sex movie new people. At least I'm honest enough to ask."

I didn't respond immediately, instead I grabbed a battered plastic water bottle sitting in the sun on the shelf, and took a long, slow drink of the tepid water. "Well," I began, pausing to take another sip of water, "it's not quite like that."

"So what's it like," she asked, either unaware of how direct she was being, or unconcerned.

I didn't answer right away, looking over at Noah instead. He had moved to the small sandbox beneath the play set climbing rope where he was busily pushing several colorful toy trucks in circle.

"I take care of our son and work part time," was my answer when I finally gave it. "We didn't want him spending two-thirds of his waking hours with strangers in day-care, and if one of us was going to stay home with him, it made more sense for it to be me."

"That's it?" came her disappointed reply. "You didn't win the lottery, or retire from the mob or anything?"

"What band?" she asked, interest obviously piqued

"Oh, you've never heard of them, we just played local clubs."

"Yeah, I'm sure you long island mother sex scandal I replied, barely managing to conceal the doubt in my voice. Despite the knowledge she had shown of music I couldn't help but picture an iPod loaded with mall bubblegum poser garbage like Avril Lavigne or New Found Glory.

"Really, I do," she pouted as she absently blew a stray strand out hair out of her face, only to have it settle back down to it's original position in front of her right eye. She looked cute when she pouted.

I paused video choc sexy a moment before finally replying with a shrug. "We were called the Fuck Stains. Yeah, it was free online sex movie and childish and inappropriate, that's probably why we barely made enough money to cover our bar tab."

"Bullshit," replied the girl, pouting look replaced with one of annoyance.

"No bullshit, we barely made enough money to cover our bar tab most nights."

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My jaw actually dropped when I heard her say the name, the shock evident on my face. I couldn't even movie sex scenes video clips I just stared crash - sex scene and her in stunned silence.

"See, I've heard of the Fuck Stains." She looked angry and insulted. "Next time you try video home sex bullshit someone about being in a band, just make something up, don't use a real band."

She turned dismissively and started back across the lawn towards the sidewalk, sex video scandal of heart evangelista upset she had even wasted her time with me.

She made it ten feet before I got my bearings and stood as I called out to her. "Wait, wait, Laszlo Gulyas Szabo, that's me."

The girl in the green sweatshirt didn't even slow her pace. "No it's not, you told me your name is Judah, and your mailbox says 'the Perlmans."

As she reached the sidewalk I called out one last time. "You think Johnny Rotten was the son of Dick and Jane Rotten? You think the Ramones were really brothers?"
She took several more jenifer love hwitt sex scene before stopping. Several seconds passed before she pivoted suddenly and began marching back across the yard towards me.

"Take your shirt off," was all she said as she walked back across the grass.

"What do you mean, take my shirt off?"

"Take it off, let's see the tat. Laszlo Szabo had a tat of a monster on his back, a huge one. Let's see it." She stopped several feet away from me, still obviously angry, arms defiantly crossed beneath her breasts.

"What?" she snapped back at me, clearly reaching the end of her patience.

"The Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed tropical sex scene Sun, it's a painting by William Blake, part of a series he did."

"Red Dragon, Sun, whatever, let's see it," she snorted back angrily.
I shrugged, and grabbed the bottom hem of my t-shirt, tugging it up my torso and turning my back to her. The girl in the green sweatshirt didn't say a word, so after a few seconds I lowered my shirt and turned back to her.

The look she now wore on her face was probably the exact same look of shock that I had worn when she mentioned the name Laszlo Szabo. I sat down on the concrete step, and took a very long drink from the clear plastic bottle, emptying it.

"I don't like showing it off," I said finally. "The painting totally blew me away when I saw it in a book in an Art History class, and I thought it would make a really badass tat. It wasn't until a few months after I got it done that I realized that there was a serial killer in a Thomas Harris novel with the same goddamn tattoo."

I shrugged, and tossed the empty bottle into the wheelbarrow. "It wouldn't have been so bad if fucking Brett Ratner hadn't remade Manhunter but suddenly I look like a jackass who got inspired to get inked by a hair-lipped serial killer."

She still eva longoria sex video say anything, so I continued. "We thought it would be pretty punk to give ourselves these crazy Slovic names. I kannada sex movies Laszlo Gulyas Szabo, our drummer Danny picked Gorenjska Ljublijana, that kind of thing."

I looked over at Noah, who was still playing in his sandbox, and then back at the girl. After nearly half a minute of silence, she finally responded.
"Shit, you're Laszlo Szabo."

"I've got your CD," she replied." She was looking at me strangely now, like she was just seeing me for the first time. "I bought it at the 7th Street sex scandal in japan after a show, the one you guys played with the Yogurt Slingers and that queer-core three-piece that wore matching 50's Letterman sweaters, um.... uh," she twirled her hand absently, trying to recall the name of the band.

"Richie, Potsy & Ralph Mouth," I finished for her, remembering that particular gig and the band. "They closed with that real hardcore version of the Happy Days theme."

"Yeah, and you guys closed with punk covers of like three Bowie songs, stuff off Aladdin Sane."

"You were at that show?" I asked, somewhat skeptical. "How the hell was that possible, were you in the womb? That was paris hilton free sex video five years ago, you were a zygote then."

"I was not, I was thirteen," she replied, raising her chin defiantly. "My older sister was seeing one of the security guys there, and he snuck us in the back if she promised him a handie."

I didn't know what was more shocking, realizing that she was much older than I first assumed, or the casual way she described her sister jerking off a dirt bag security guard so he would sneak them into a punk club.

I was about to ask her if she had seen any other shows we played when my thoughts shower sex video interrupted by a muted buzzing. The girl in the green sweatshirt stuffed her hand into the pocket of her tight jeans and pulled out her phone. She gave a scowl as she peered at the text crawling across the small screen.

"Ugh, gotta bail." She turned and headed back across the lawn, but after half a dozen steps she turned and looked having sex videos over her shoulder and asked if she could stop by with her CD the next day and get it autographed.

I almost laughed, thinking she was joking, but the look on her face seemed serious enough. As she walked away I caught her looking back towards me and the house several times.

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The girl in the green sweatshirt walked up my driveway the next afternoon. I had just put Noah down for his nap and was in the process of hauling another load of mulch over to the retaining wall when I heard her familiar voice call out to me.

"Morning, Laz. I figured I'd be better off calling sex tv1 porno free video Laz than Jude, that way you don't have to make any bad references to Beatles lyrics."

I let out an audible laugh, pleased she sexy smoking video actually gotten my Beatles reference the day before, and set the barrow down. She was dressed as usual in her green hoodie and a pair of faded, boot-cut jeans, the bottoms frayed and dragging on the ground along with the laces from her battered, untied Keds. In one hand she held a jewel case that I assumed contained the Fuck Stains one album.

"It's been a long time since anyone called me Laszlo," I said, taking the CD and a shiny black Sharpie that she pulled from her jeans pocket. The jewel case was battered from years of being jostled around a car or backpack, but it was our album, schoolgirl sex movies one CD the new sex scene Stains had cobbled together late at night using three hours of charity studio time.

The album art was simple, what appeared to be just a basic white background, but upon closer inspection you could see the folds and wrinkles of a stained bed sheet complete with an ugly reddish-yellow splotch in the bottom corner. It didn't seem nearly as clever today as it had back then.

"You want me to sign it Laszlo or Judah?" I asked the girl, popping the cap off the sharpie, the crisp tangy smell of the marker detectable in the air even over "sex scandal" smell of earth and fresh cut grass.

"How about both, like it's a nickname, Judah 'Laszlo Szabo' Perlman or something."

"Okay," I nodded, sliding the insert out of the scuffed plastic cover. "To my last fan Kari, deepest regards, Judah Perlman, AKA Laszlo Szabo." I capped the Sharpie, and blew lightly video comique sexy the ink to make sure it was dry before tucking the insert back into the jewel case and handing it back to her.

"Thanks Laz, horny sorority hottie sucks and fucks super cool," she said, taking the CD case back. "Where's the little guy?" she asked, looking around the yard for Noah.

"Nap time, he'll be out for a couple of hours. I figured I'd try to get the last of this done while he sleeps."

"I wondered why (you) there wasn't any music playing today."

"Yeah, I was listening to Stiff Little Fingers earlier, but I shut it off when he went down."

Kari nodded, and sat down on my steps, the same place I had sat the day before. She closed her eyes and reclined backwards, the sun shining hotly down on her face.

Since she obviously wasn't in a hurry to go anywhere, I began to shovel the red-dyed mulch into place. At one point Kari asked me a few questions about some songs on our album, and after answering our conversation wandered into a judy santa maria sex scandal back and forth discussion of music. Before I knew it I had filled the entire bed with mulch, and we had covered in great detail our favorite punk songs, the meaning of most of MC5's lyrics, and which Dead Kennedys album was best.

She was shockingly knowledgeable about music, and I felt bad for my earlier assessment of her as an Avril Lavigne fan. She knew a lot of new, obscure punk bands, as well as old scene music from well before my time, and she could discuss it as well as any musician.

I tossed my shovel and pry bar into the wheelbarrow with a loud clank, and stretched, wiping the sweat from my brow with the back of my glove. The sun had risen high overhead while we talked and I worked, and it was now pounding down on us. My white t-shirt was soaked with sweat and smeared with grit, and I knew I was going to have to shower before Noah nick and vanessa sex scandal pictures up.

"So that's it for the day," Kari asked with a playful, mocking tone in her voice. "You finished your yard work and you're going to feed your son and watch Judge Judy or Days of Our Lives or something?'

I smiled back at her, and peeled off my grime-caked work gloves and tossed them into the wheelbarrow alongside my hip hop sex videos "I told you I work part time, I have to work this sex hot scene />
"Well what do you do, what does a former bass player for the Fuck Stains do for a part-time job while Milfy McBeal is off making free sex teen video big time lawyer money?" She was clearly having fun taunting me now that we had gotten to know one another.

"I give music lessons to kids, classical guitar mostly, but a couple of kids are learning bass."

Kari looked at me, clearly surprised free sex video my desi malika sexy video "Really, you teach classic guitar?"

"Yep," I doggie style sex videos at her, stretching my arms high above my head and audibly cracking the joints in my back. "I told you went to school, I was a double major in Music Ed and Music Performance at the U."

"Wow, no joke? I'm going there in the fall, just got accepted in the School of Music a few weeks ago, Music Ed."

"It's an excellent program, seriously, some really great teachers, and a kickass band scene if you're looking to form up. Before the Stains I was in three or four other small bands with people I met there, a kind of cow punk band called the Assless Chaps, a neo death-metal outfit called Umlaut. Really, it's an amazing place."