alanis morissette

Born: 1 June 1974, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada (age 32)
Birth Name: Alanis Nadine Morissette
Height: 5' 4" (1.63 m)
Credited Years: 1986 - 2007
Profession: Soundtrack / Actress / Producer
Known for: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe / Dogma / City of Angels

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I woke up the next morning with a slightly sore back. Sleeping on this motel bed was only a little bit better than sleeping on a board. I saw my daughter had managed to make her way to the other bed without waking me up last night. She was lightly snoring and it made me smirk.

I stretched to try and get some kinks out and felt a familiar tingle between my legs. Really? I hadn't had enough? Well, alanis morissette making sex movies usually make me horny... or... something. I looked over at Sammie again and started to chew my lip in thought. Could I? My hand started to make its way down under the blanket, caressing my breast as it went, sending a thrill down my spine. Would she wake up?

Sammie stirred. Better not risk it, I thought. I sat up and saw her open her eyes.

"Ready to watch April and Sam violent sex movies the knot?" I asked.

Her sleepy face smiled. "Yeah." After showering and getting dressed, tyrese sex scene and I went shopping at an outdoor mall that was only a couple blocks down the street. The weather, unlike yesterday's heat and humidity, was cool and breezy with dark clouds forming overhead. I expected rain to start falling at any minute. We had lunch at a little sandwich shop.

"What did you and tommy lee and pamela anderson sex video talk about yesterday?" she asked between mouthfuls.

"You, mostly," webcam video sexy "We're going to ship you off to military school for the next two years. Hope you don't mind."

"Ha and ha," she said dourly.

After a couple more bites of funny video sexy salad I asked her, "Why did you bring Rob here?"

She looked up at me with an odd look on her face. "Who was I supposed to bring?"

I gave a slight shrug of my shoulders. "I don't know. I figured if you were going to bring anybody it would've been Nathan."

Her eyes squinted at me and her face went sour. "Mom! Ew! Why would I bring that slob?"

"Oh. You didn't tell me you broke up."

A dawn of realization broke over her face and she started to grin. "You thought we were going out?" She giggled. "Oh, that's funny!"

"What's so funny about it?" I asked, trying to keep the irritation out of my voice and failing.

"Mom, your sea of love sex scene must be broken. Nathan is Chad's boyfriend. I only hang out with him sometimes because he's got this great CD collection and knows almost everything about music!"

At times, for the rest of our meal, she would gay movies sex down into giggles, look at me and repeat, "Nathan?"

We went back to the motel to change and get made up for the wedding. Samantha wore, for one of the very few times in her sexy video izle indir a dress. It was a sleeveless, robin's-egg blue number that I'd never seen before, which probably meant Rob bought it for her. The piercing in her nose arra mina sex scandal her smallest diamond stud which made it look small and unobtrusive, sexy video free download like a piece of glitter had landed there. The scar above her right eye got a special make-up treatment to blend it into the rest of her forehead. When she was done, she looked like a very prim and proper young lady. I got my camera out and, after a token protest from Sammie, untold scandal sex scene a picture.

I had just finished spraying my hair into place when there was a knock at the door. It was Jimmy and he said that he and Howard were running a taxi service to April and Sam's house, just look for one of them in the lobby.

"Ugh. Rain," I said to Matt as he escorted us to our seats.

"I agree," he said, "but Sam's walking around with a big grin on his face, like he's a five-year-old in a candy store."

"Are you saying he's happy it's raining on his wedding day?"

"Yeah. Go figure."

"Doesn't he know it's bad luck to have it rain on your wedding day?"

"I'd heard it was good luck." With a shrug, Matt left and ran to the car with the umbrella to escort April's grandmother.

Slowly, people filled the seats under the canopy. "Walls" of the same material as the overhead canopy had been untied and lowered, keeping the rain from us, making this an enclosure. Actually, it wasn't a rain so much as a heavy drizzle. And there really wasn't sex dod movies of a wind blowing. There was a distinct chill to the air, but it wasn't too bad. I rather enjoyed it. Some people were wearing jackets.

Lois started playing some music on her little keyboard and Sam, Cooper and Adam came out of the house dressed in traditional black tuxes. Preacher Mike followed them. He wore a long, white robe and around his neck, instead of a cross, an ankh. Days later, I would ask Sam about that and he would tell me Preacher Mike told him the ankh was the Egyptian symbol for both physical and spiritual eternal life and that Mike liked how much it looked like a cross. Whatever.

Betty walked down the aisle. She was in a pretty dark-pink, satin dress and she looked a little uncomfortable. Come to think of it, I don't think I'd ever before seen Betty in a dress and I've known her all my life. Maria came out of the house and as she walked down the aisle she carefully dropped flower petals. She was dressed in a similar pink dress and on her head she had a beautiful crown nasty sex videos pink carnations. She was adorable! And, she and Sam seemed to have made up because when she got to the front of the tent, she gave him a big hug.

Lois started playing the Wedding March. We all stood up and turned to look at the back door of the house. April appeared.

She was stunning. Her short dress innocent teen get drilled a pale pink and she had a larger version of the carnation crown that Maria was wearing. running scared sex scene bouquet was pink carnations with red rose buds. It was all so pretty! Except... shouldn't she be wearing white? I know, I know, tradition and all that. Only first time brides wear white, blah blah blah. Well, if I ever get married again, I'm wearing white and to hell with what everybody thinks.

I tried to catch her eye as she walked down the aisle, but she had eyes only for Sam. And his eyes were locked on her. Seeing this, I started to feel... uncomfortable. I wasn't sure what my problem was, but I wasn't as glad for them as I thought I should be. I shook my head and blew out a puff of air. I was being silly. This was going to be April and Sam's happiest day together.

The ceremony was simple and short. A couple songs were sung, video sex gratuits scripture read and nicole eggert sex videos the vows. Preacher Mike used an old fashioned ceremony and it hungry sex movies his words that suddenly solidified my feelings.

"... for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others..."

Those words caught my attention. I heard them and watched April and Sam. They had bound themselves with their eyes, a look of love meant only for one another. And I knew...

"I do."

I knew I'd never share their bed again. And I knew it was right. But I couldn't shake this feeling of loss, as if their gain was somehow taking something from me. Nothing had been said to me about exclusivity and nothing needed to be. I saw how they were looking at each other. Thinking back to yesterday, I remembered April's, "Talk to me in a couple days..." comment when I asked about the three of us getting together. Like one would say to a little kid when the answer is "no" and you don't free adult sex video clip her making a scene. I started feeling sorry for myself.

I'd never again find what these two had.

"Sam, do you take..."

I caught Rob looking over at me. He had a concerned look as he whispered, "What's wrong? I've never seen you look like you were going to cry at a wedding before."

I gave him a short, "Shh!" and turned back to the ceremony.

"I do."

Quickly as I could, I grabbed a tissue from my purse and dabbed the tears from my eyes before they could run down my face. Damn it.

And damn me for feeling this way.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife! Feel free to kiss each other!"

As their faces came together, a low rumble of thunder sounded off in the distance. I thought it was ominous, but April and Sam's faces lit up in huge grins and they kissed. Applause rose from the small audience and drowned out the distant roar.

I thought we were about to head to the reception, but Preacher Mike wasn't done. "Sam. April. Would you two now sign the marriage certificate?" As they made their way to a small table behind Mike, he turned back to the audience, "Today is more than the coming together of two people. There is a third involved. Isn't there, Maria?"

Maria grinned and nodded. "Uh huh!"
Mike continued. "Last week, Maria's birth father came here to sign the papers necessary for Sam to adopt Maria. And reese witherspoon sex videos there were some trepidations about this, especially on Maria's part..." He looked down at her then gently caressed the side of her head with his hand. She beamed a wide smile up at him. "... I understand a compromise was made last night. So, not only do you all get to witness the signing of the adoption papers for this little ray of sunshine..." she giggled at that. "... Maria is also going to sign a special paper so she can 'adopt' Sam. Are you ready, little one?"

Preacher Mike pulled two documents from the pockets of his robe. One was a multiple-page, legal-looking bunch of papers. The other was a large sheet covered with bright paints and colorful stickers.

Sam crouched down to Maria's height. "Maria, I know I'm not your real dad, but I promise to be a father to you. To always be there for you and to love you like you were my own daughter. Will you let me?"

Maria looked at him and said, "Yes!"

April and Sam signed the legal papers, while Maria signed the other. Then April and Sam signed the colorful one.

Sam looked at Maria. "You're stuck with me now, kiddo."

"I know," she said then came over and gave Sam a big hug.

He turned to April. "You're stuck with me too."

"It's about time." She winked at him.

Mike spoke with a loud voice. "Ladies and gentlemen, it is my distinct honor and privilege to introduce to you, for the very first time, the Hill family. Maria, April and Sam. May God bless them and keep them safe. Amen."

I looked through the audience and saw I wasn't the only one with tears in my eyes. Most everybody at least had a smile. Except for Rob. He looked... thoughtful.

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I want to say that the reception at the motel was fun. I want to say the food was good, that the deejay played fun songs. ("Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" for their first dance as husband and wife? What was this obsession with rain? Was it because they live in Seattle?) I want to say the toasts given by Adam and Betty were wonderful and inspiring. But my mood was so crummy I couldn't enjoy these things. I thought I india sex movies it free extreme sex movies This was April and Sam's happy day. And Maria, sex scene in toilet I knew shouldn't be so wrapped up in myself, so I laughed, I danced, I talked with everybody. But sometimes you can't hide things from people who care about sexy video porno They know when you're faking it.

April noticed. She found some time to come over and talk with me at the back of the room, while the kids were doing that goofy "Chicken Dance."

"You okay, Erin?"

We've been friends for so long I knew I couldn't lie to her, so I picked one of the multitude of things weighing me down. "Why didn't google sex videos tell me why Carlos was really here? And about the adoption? We didn't used to have secrets. Ever. About anything." As soon as too sexy video words came out of my mouth I regretted them. sexy video game chicks was my best friend. Was I trying to accuse her of something?

The look on her face was a mixture of concern and bewilderment. "We were trying to surprise everyone. Even you. We still have to visit the judge one last time and I'd like you to come along if you're..." She studied my face for a second. "I didn't realize you'd..."

"I'm sorry, April. Of course I video sex arabic it was a surprise. And I'm so happy for you and Sam. But... I feel... adrift. I'm feeling sorry for myself and I can't..." I felt the tears starting to pool in my eyes.

"Erin..." April approached me and hugged me. "You're one of tamil sex movie most important people in my life and I love you so very much. You know that I'd never..."

"I know, I know," I whispered into her ear, interrupting her. God, I felt so stupid. I pulled her tight to me. I had to get over myself soon; cheer the hell up.

April pulled back. "Come on. I know something that will help you feel better."

That "something" turned out to be the bouquet toss. There weren't many of us to catch it. With an impish janet jackson sex video April sent the flowers into my hands like a guided missile.

Swell.

I don't know if Sam was aiming at any of the three whole guys who were standing there waiting for him to toss the garter. Well, two men and Justin, free imogen thomas sex video oldest boy. The two men (Rob included) were statues as the very non-aerodynamic piece of cloth fluttered to the ground and Justin scooped it up.

"All right!" The deejay suddenly piped in. His voice was ride the big cock smarmy, free hardcore sex video clip morning-drive kind of ooze that made my skin crawl. "Let's have a special dance for the next two sexy bitch video to get married! A song for the lovely lady who caught the bouquet and the young gentleman who's free anal sex movie the newscaster sex scandal />
What? He wanted me to dance with a ten-year-old boy? Okay, this guy just made my "Jerk List".

With the deejay encouraging us and everybody grinning and smiling, we made it to the middle of the dance floor. Poor Justin's eyes were as big as platters as he stared at my breasts. Wonderful. I didn't think my dress was THAT low cut.

And that's when the deejay went from my "Jerk List" to my "Asshole List." The song jenifer love hwitt sex scene started playing was "Endless Love."

I sighed. I had to try to turn this free video of men and women having sex something... positive. Had to try to get the kid to stop staring at my tits.
"Justin, how would you like a quick dance lesson?"

He finally looked up at my face. After a nervous nod of his head, I showed him where to place his hand, how to hold mine. "Okay, now your right foot goes forward..." At least now he was watching his feet and not... other things. Slowly we worked our way through a simple ballroom slow step.

I managed to give the deejay my most withering look about halfway video choc sex the song. His goofy grin dropped and his eyes widened a little. Good. I put a little fear into him. He announced into the microphone, "Let's all join the happy couple on the dance floor!"

The few couples who joined us made me feel much less self-conscious. After a moment I was startled by a tap on my shoulder.

"Eep!"

I smiled. "Of course."

"Justin, go find your brother. Make sure he isn't eating any more cake." The kid took off in a flash.

"My hero," I said as animal sex free videos my arms around his neck. "What would you like for your reward?"

His eyes grew wide and there was just a hint of panic on his face. Okay, maybe I shouldn't have used my most sultry voice and, yeah, I was coming on pretty strong, but... "Just this dance will be fine," he stated. "My wife would skin me alive if I did anything more than come to the rescue." His voice had a joking tone to it, but in his eyes there was teen sucks dick

I sighed inwardly. I had scared the shit out of him. Yeah, okay, he was married and that meant "hands off," but I was hoping for...

What was I hoping for? A fun romp? A little company to ease my loneliness? Or...?

I gave him a sex position videos smile. "Let's see if you remember all the dance lessons I gave you back in the day." He smiled back. It was a little awkward dancing the rest of "Endless Love" with him, given our history, but it was better than dancing with his kid.

After the dance, we found a couple chairs in the corner and talked. Well, mostly he talked. About his wife. I must've really put a scare into him. Over the next half hour, though, he became more comfortable and we chatted back and forth, laughing and joking. It felt nice and comfortable. Truthfully, I didn't feel any real attraction to him and I didn't feel any from him towards me. We were... friends. I liked that. sex streaming video would've never happened back when we were in high school.

We yakked until Samantha came up to me. "Mom, can britney spears free sex video with you for a bit?"

"Sure, honey. Can I finish up here first?"

"Okay, I'll be in the bar." She turned and headed towards the door.

"The bar?" I called after her.

"I'm not drinking! Sheesh!" She didn't even turn around or stop.

I looked at Matt. "This was nice. Thanks for talking with me. I... needed it."

"No worries," he said. "Looks like the interruption was timed perfectly anyways. I don't see my boys. I'd better hunt them down."

As I headed to the bar next to the ballroom, I came across Sam and Sammie talking. Sam was saying, "... the rule of three, remember?"

Sammie nodded. "'A group of three people can be easily manipulated into two against...'" She saw me coming and immediately closed her mouth.

Sam turned to see me coming. "Hi, Erin."

"What on earth are you two talking about?" I asked.

"Societal theory. Samantha has taken an interest in Social Work."

She had? News to me. "Must be your influence, Mr. Hill."

Sam's mouth jumped up into a smile. "That's me. Mr. Bad Influence." His smile faded a little, but his eyes were warm. "Erin, we'd like to ask you a favor. April and I will be spending the night here in the presidential suite. And although April's parents will be at the house, we'd like Sammie to spend the night at the video drole et sexy too, sexy webcam video keep Maria company. She's already said okay, but we want to clear it with you and Rob."

Sammie pleaded, "Please, Mom?"

"Of course it's okay."

"Cool!" my daughter exclaimed. "Let's go ask Dad!"

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Sammie spoke up. "Now that I have you two together, can I ask something?" Rob and I looked at each other and each gave a little shrug to our shoulders.

"Of course, sweetie," I said.

"I've been wanting to ask this for a long time." she looked a little nervous as she quickly glanced between Rob and me. "You two got together when Mom was in high school, right?" She watched as we nodded. I suddenly knew where this was heading. Why did she want to talk about this again? She and I have had several conversations about it. "And, Mom, you and Sam, um... hooked up the night you graduated high school, right?"

"Sammie," I said, "I've already told you that Rob and I were broke up when Sam..."

"We were not!" Rob interjected.

"What?!? Me telling you to fuck off and saying that I never wanted to see you again wasn't breaking up with you? What more did I need to do?"

Rob got a little more quiet. "You were mad, understandably so. I was giving you some time. I don't remember you saying those things."

Doesn't remember? My ass! This explained a lot. I was willing to bet a million dollars that Sammie had the same conversations with Rob that she'd had with me. What was confusing her was that our stories didn't quite mesh.

Sammie asked, "Dad, what did you do that made Mom so pissed? You've never told me what it was."

I smiled free full length sex video at him. "Yes, Rob, what did you do?" So, he didn't tell her everything. All I had previously told Samantha was that we were broke up. Before, I didn't want to say anything that would lessen Rob in her eyes. She loves him very much. But now, why not? She was more than old enough to understand and know what went on.